phanphanphan:

thestubbornandwayward:

thatlankyguy:

tomhiddlestonfans:

nintendoggy:

where do hot people come from

But England is freezing.

Exactly. We have to supply our own heat. 

oh my god

(via crackling-bones)

• reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
• trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

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